THE PERFECT CANDIDATE

Michele Bachmann the crazy loon from Minnesota was asked who she thought was the best candidate for the GOP presidential nomination.  Michele being so humble stated "I was. I was the perfect candidate," Then she went on to say, “America had their chance with the perfect candidate.  I know self-confidence is needed but this woman is completely nuts.  The sad thing is some people in her district thinks she walks on water.  Maybe this next election she will be put back where she belongs.  The only problem is I for the life of me can’t figure out where she belongs.

THE GOP ASYLUM

The inmates are running the asylum.   Alabama State Senator Shadrack McGill (R) said the Bible says that increasing teacher salaries would only lead to less qualified teachers.  He thinks if you have the calling to teach money shouldn’t matter. 

3 State Reps. in Washington State; Matt Shea(R) Cary Condotta (R) and Jason Overstreet ( R ) introduced a bill that would make the dollar unconstitutional.

Mitt Romney the front runner for the GOP nomination for President said he is not concerned about the very poor.  We have a safety net for them he stated.  Of course Romney wants to weaken a lot of the safety net.

Allen West ( R ) Fla.  Told a crowd that they needed to tell Democrats like President Obama, Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi and Rep. Debbie Wasserman Schultz (D-Fla.) to take their ideas and "get the hell out of the United States of America."   Of course now he says he didn’t actually say that, and it was taken out of context.  This clown does this quite regularly and then blames the media for taking it out of context. 

The real question is how these loons get elected in the first place. Is the electorate completely out of whack?

MILEY CYRUS

The Culture and Media Institute, which aims to "preserve and help restore America's culture, character, traditional values, and morals against the assault of the liberal media elite, are attacking Miley Cyrus for “disgusting and sleazy behavior”.  This is what is wrong with these holier than thou groups.  They attack Miley because she is an easy target.  I have never heard them attack all those Republicans who have a propensity to cheat on their wives or who make racist statements.  Like Newt Gingrich who has no shame when it comes to his various wives. Or Joe Walsh a congressman from Illinois who refuses to pay his ex-wife child support. No problem with those guys, but poor Miley she is such a bad influence that she has to be singled out by this sick group.

GOVERNOR CHRISTIE

New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie (R) suggested that people would have been happy to have a referendum on civil rights instead of dying in the streets.  This is one of the more stupid things the bully of New Jersey has said. If he thinks that during that time of protests that people, and by people he means black people would have won any kind of civil rights, he’s crazy.  Being a minority almost assures you that you are not going to gain anything. Of course no one wants to die or get arrested for what you believe in, but that was the only way for people to be seen the same under the law.  I would suggest to Mr. Christie that we have a referendum on whether very obese people can shoot their mouths off at will and hold office. I don’t think his answer would be the same.

POLITICAL JOKE

Michele Bachmann in June of last year when she announced that she was going to run for President stated she was not going to actively run for her congressional seat in Minnesota.   Guess what?  Now that she found out what everyone else knew, that she is the punch line for every political joke in this country, she has decided to run for Congress again. She is so much the quintessential political whore. She has to be in the limelight.  She hasn’t done a thing in her terms in Congress, and there is no expectation that she ever  will if elected again.

TIM THOMAS

Tim Thomas the goalie for the Boston Bruins of the National Hockey League has refused to go to the White House with the rest of his team to meet President Obama.  This is a tradition in recent years to have winning teams come to the White House.  This is Thomas’s right, but the reason he gives is so phony.  He states this isn’t political.  Then we come to find out Glenn Beck is sort of like a hero to this guy.  Leaving aside that Glen Beck is completely nuts, he should have said he doesn’t agree with the President’s policies, or if he wants to be like his hero he could have said he is a racist and doesn’t want that man to be President.  The real sad thing is that he and his sort buy into what people like Beck, or Limbaugh say, and never actually check out if the things these guys say are true. It’s not hard.  The reason they don’t is they want to believe.  

THE DEATH OF MY DREAM TEAM

Today the dream died.  My dream team is no more.  Way back when this circus known as the GOP primary’s started I stated that my dream team for the next election was Rick Perry, and Michelle Bachmann.  Today Perry dropped out thus killing my last hope for one of these two people to run for President.  My hope was based on the fact that these two people had to be the dumbest people on earth.  What we are left with are 4 men who in varying degrees are challenged by different t things. Ron Paul seems to be an all-out racist.  Santorum seems to be focused on sex, and by that I mean anyone else’s sexual activities.  Romney is just a rich guy who hasn’t a clue about how the rest of us live, and will take any position at any time to please the person who is asking.  That leaves Gingrich.    His problem is all of the above.